PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t